Lol the mansplaining here is priceless. You clearly missed the WHOLE POINT of this piece. It's also pretty obvious you're clueless when it comes to how women experience the world and what we are subjected to on a daily basis by these EXACT beliefs and attitudes, which are deeply ingrained in the very fabric of our culture, and are not merely the ravings of a minority of selfish, sociopathic men. If that were the case, we wouldn't need essays like this one to satirize the sad state of things and help us laugh in the face of our collective trauma. "Problem solved..." lol. PRICELESS.